THEY ARE SO IN LOVE. THEY ARE SHAKING THEIR ASSES AT EACH OTHER AND THEY ARE IN LOVE. AGH.
We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face,...– Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com (via colporteur) This. I teach some classes at the local university and I have watched as the shrinking budget resulted in cutting the nursing and the German department…yet I haven’t heard anyone even suggest cutting athletics. Explain to me how...
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Cosmo Tip #300
foreheadtittaes: Compliment your man’s “sharp” outfit by telling him that it can puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea because it’s so sharp
mrrightandmrbubble: plot twist: tim burton stars in a johnny depp film. directed by helena bonham carter
If you're a vegetarian because of animal rights,
tommyxvx: connerxvx: you must me grossly misinformed about the egg and dairy industries. If you’re a vegetarian because of animal rights, no you aren’t. If you’re a vegetarian because of animal rights, than that’s perfectly correct due to the atrocities that go on in the meat industry as well, regardless of whether or not you’re aware of the egg and dairy industries,...
If you're tired of tea, then you're tired of life.
I've never actually experienced the phenomenon...
Reasons Why We Can't Wait For Korra: prediction. →
whywecannotwaitforkorra: Before watching the 4th episode, I predicted that Korra will lose her bending abilities and will have to learn bending from scratch. The way Amon energy bends is not as accurate to how Ang(sp?) took Ozai’s fire bending ability. When Angg energy bends he used both points in the body which is the…
korrasexual: pencilpaperpassion: cerezsis: lava-head: THIS IS PERFECT. PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I need to reblog this again. The laughter I did was a cross between laughter and maniacal laughter.
I shouldn't have said I didn't know who that...
thefrogman: I got a hundred messages telling me it’s Larry Styles from One Infection. I didn’t actually want to know. I was perfectly content being oblivious and calling him Captain Haircut.
He doesn’t want green eggs and ham just leave him the fuck alone
I'm not a Tumblr famous. I love it when a red...
rocketfists: Internet is boring as hell tonight. Like I dunno man, I’m just really bored with everything. Wait what the hell? What the hell is going on? Holy crap am I Spider-man? SHIT LET’S BE SPIDER-MAN.
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Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised...– Unknown Author (via alexleebridget)
I just wanna thank the members of Congress who took a break from their...– President Barack Obama (via elesheva)
myladymother: it’s not that I work better under pressure it’s that I am physically incapable of taking care of my responsibilities unless the pressure to do so is supreme
teaonatrain: galaxy-hearts: batterswing: storyowls: timavery: WE STRIKE AT DAWN COME MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS Canadian armed forces. CHRIST /CANADIAN ARMED FORCES/
timelordy-teganbreann: shakespearwasaflirt: panasonicyouth: bulletbutt: digitallyimpaired: pandacows: the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant oh my god oh my god slowly making my dream of breaking out into a musical number come true bless this bless everyone involved if only i had enough people to this with holy shit put this on my bucket list yes please